That Ishkabibble

Women and Hip Hop…

Women that actually are hip hop heads are a rare commodity…..

Her:So you got that new Jay-Z?
Me: *Oh I can’t stand this hoe*…. Yeah. I’ve had it for about three weeks now.
Her: OmiGod. How you get it that early.
Me. It was available to…everyone if you were paying attention.
Her: Oh.
Me: ……………………
Her: It sucks to me.
Me:…………….
Her: Only like two good songs on there

Now here’s the clincher for me. Its okay to have your opinion. But if you are going to approach a known hiphop head, you best give me a good damn conversation if you are going to talk about hip hop. If you are going to give me a half assed one, stay in your lane.

Me: *sigh* Well. Which songs were they.
Her: That Run this City song and Venus Vs. Mars. The rest suck.
Me: THOSE are the two you like……..
Her: Yeaaaah. I do. I can’t understand anything else he saying. I dont be getting like metaphors and similies.
Me:……………………………..
Her: What you think about it?

BITCH GET OUT MY FACE.

Then I had to deal with this woman who dislikes hip hop because she doesn’t understand what the rappers are saying. So she stays away from it. GREAT! But then she grates my nerves by saying its a dumb and useless genre of music. Bounce back. Go listen to that emo-nonesense and get them lips zipped.

Don’t get me wrong. It’s not for everybody. I get that. Some women like sports, Sex and the City, Thugs…#shrugs. BUT. I run into alot of females, hell, MALES who are swear they are into hip-hop, when I’m starting to think its just a “I have to like rap…I’m black.” No trust me. You don’t. Ya’ll killing me, two stepping out on the dancefloor, rapping, letting words fall out of your mouth, you don’t understand, or a song you dont’ get, or doesn’t relate to you. Especially females. This man is rapping about how low of a human being he thinks you are, and you are busting it out on the floor like its the Negro National Anthem.

FOH.