That Ishkabibble

#dontjudgeme

I do. I really really do. Not in the, I’ll Derwin Davis-turkey baster-his ass, if I got a chance. That’s just crazy. I just love the dude.

Why? Because I can. (And before I get started, if I hear a peep out of any dude, I’ll go apeshit. Because I know a handful of nigglets RIGHT NOW that would lick the bottom of Rosa Acosta’s tub if given the chance. And I don’t even think she can “reed gud”.)

Here’s the deal. Hometown Hero. Although not BORN in Fayetteville, North Carolina, he did relocate here at the age of one. By my standards, anything under the age of four gives him the Fayetteville marker. Not that that’s neccisarily a good thing. I live in Fayetteville. It’s not the best place to live, by any stretch of the imagination. Its boring, dangerous, boring, and boring. Contructivly, how any place can be boring AND dangerous boggles the mind, but yet I digress.

With good sense, hopped his ass on the midnight train to New York after graduating from Terry Sandford. (Sidenote. I HATE Terry Sandford. Snooty bastards. And when I had the unfortunate luck to have played ball at Cape Fear, when we would play against Terry Sandford, there was this girl named Kendra Bell. Imagine me and my non dribbling ass going against an all star point guard. And she was nice person to boot. Hell!) But anyways, gets to New York, graduates from St. John’s University, Magna Cum Laude. You hear that? Magna Cum -F*cking-Laude. (Yeah look up at the scoreboard…racking points buddy.)

Then he somehow manages (through what I can imagine was an incredibly difficult,stressful, not to mention intimidating avocation) to catch Shawn Carter. Big Homie. Jay-Z’s attention. Becomes the FIRST signee to Roc Nation. Allwhilst through two solid mixtapes, shouting out Fayetteville, North Carolina, Home of the Murch and all things hood, at every corner and bend he can manage.

Why WOULDN’T I love him. Smart as hades-brimstone-fire hell, tettering on greatness with a lyrical game so fresh, that I call it Fabreeze. Potential to be one of the greats in the game given the oppourtunity and the correct exposure, humble as hell, (Yeah, I’ve seen every YouTube he has out there) and actually reps Fayetteville.

Now let me let you understand this. NOBODY reps Fayetteville, except if you’re the Military. Whomp Whomp. The only other person-slash-group we have to rely on at the current moment (excluding acts that haven’t gotten their just deserves-Shoutout to J.Gunn, F.R.A.T, ect) are Little Brother and …..(inhaleexhale) Peety Jackfucking Pablo. So excuse me if I’m over-excited that my city has produced talent. TALENTED talent. Cute, smart, talented talent.

On second hand…where IS my Turkey Baster?