That Ishkabibble

#dontjudgeme Part Duex.

Are they real?

Yes the hell they are. I don’t know about you, but me? I’m am your typical twitter addict. And I mean ADDICTED. I’ll leave my Tweet Deck, get in my car, pull up UberTwitter, only to get to work and pull up web Twitter. The ADHD in me, won’t have it any other way.

So. Seeing as I spend an average of WAY too many damn hours on there, it’s no surprise that I ( and another one of my good good gals….What it DO @Candy_Girl6) would come across a specimen of male so fine, that I actually drooled. All over my damn keyboard. And I was upset. This keyboard cost alot.

First of all, I thought I was past the age for crushes. And I am. But in no shape, form or fashion am I too old for a TWITTER Crush. #dontjudgeme! Hell, you know how many HOURS I spend around my Twitter family? Do you know I replaced all text talk with hashtag talk? AND Do you know how GIDDY I get when @YeahyouthoughtIwasgonnaputhisnameheredidntyou replies to me. Hell, I actually smile. In Real Life, In Real Time. When’s the last time you typed LOL and actually Laughed Out Loud. Don’t worry. I’ll wait.

Shit’s ridiculous.

I mean. I ACTUALLY typed this on my feed.

#recklesstweet Sir, If you were to put a ring on it, I’d be the best storage shed to your seed EVER IMAGINABLE. You fine fine…#logsoff

Yeah. You don’t have to do it. I’m S.haking M.y H.ead at myself. I don’t need your pity.