#Speechless

Posted on 12/26/09, in Uncategorized, by bishoujojade

Okay. Q & A time.

Question #1 Who is that?

Answer: What the hell you MEAN, who is that? That’s KESTON K-K-…whew. Hold on. My leg started to shaking and shit. -ahem- That’s Keston Karter. Period.

Question #2 Hold up, wait. Is he glowing?

Answer: YES the HELL he is. *raised eyebrow*. And what?

Question #3 What do you mean, Have a Baby WITH ME…You serious?

Answer: Would I have wrote it if I …you know what this isn’t going to work. Q&A, over with.

You know, I frequent ALOT of HipHop sites. The Smoking Section , The Rap Up , Nahright and 2 Dopeboyz are a few of my [madeupword alert!] favoritestestest in the world. I love these blogs with all my little black heart. But DAMN, I’m tired of going on these sites, trying to indulge my hip hop fix and I’ve gotta look at these butt naked hoes every other post. I mean. I understand the reader base is probably 99.99 percent male. But it would nice to have SOMETHING to look at other than coot and boobs when I click. [SMH.......nevermind. ]

So anyways. I decided that I’d put something up. Something to sooth my soul…and other places.

Keston Karter’s got that good old Trinidian and Tobagan special juice in his blood. It’s called “GAHDAMN YOU FINE!”. I don’t even know what he actually DOES for a living, besides be fine. And I don’t even care. He’s well educated and fine. The other parts are very minute in this situation.


And may we all say, Amen




I first noticed him on Myspace. Yes. THE Myspace. He added me as a friend. Probably so I’d buy his calendar. And I did. #kanyeshrug. But soon after, I came across this gem of a clip.


Father in all the heavens. You see that BACK action @ 1:22 LA-BO-SHAAAA






I don’t have much to say, hence the title of this post. I just blink alot and try to keep my drool at a minimum. I strive to o keep my male-goddess-obession at a small scale when in public places.

I do, however imagine this is my bed, but then that would have mean I’ve died and gone to heaven.

You can check out more of him, hell buy a calendar if you want at The Official Keston Karter Website

Adonis. Yesir.